Cigar Smoker & Owner of Security Services NW,  JOE D’AMICO is accused of working much too hard, thereby making others look lazy!

Following an exhaustive investigation, The K-SQUAD preferred charges against Mr. D'amico, and was ordered to appear in the K-COURT before our local magistrate, The Honorable Lucious Beauregarde Roubidoux.

Judge Roubidoux (pronounced "Ruby-Doo") threw the book at him.

Joe threw the book back.

His bail was set at $2,500, which he quickly met with one phone call.  Nonetheless, Joe managed to effortlessly escape the K-SQUAD "KLINK" simply to prove the lack of security.  Film at eleven.